Overheard at the Dinner Table...

...or Birds and Bees 101 Keenan style.
Disclaimer: Dave started it.

Dave:  "Nice snowmen guys...great job!"
The Crew: "Thanks!"
Christian: " We made a family...what do you think of the mom?"
Dave: " She seems well proportioned".
Devin: " Naw....I couldn't get her chest right."
Mom...choking on dinner.
Dave: "I can go fix it, she just needs to be carved out more".
Mom...kicks dad under the table while only the boys snicker.
Devin: "Naw...that's OK"
Emilie: "I wanted to use Bailey's orange balls".
Christian: "No, because than they just look fake".
Mom shoots Dad a "Don't even go down that road" look.
Devin: "Her body is a weird shape anyways, so her chest wouldn't be right anyways".
Dave: "Sometimes there are women out there who have odd "shapes".
Christian: That's why we made sure she had nice looking eyes.
Dave: Good job. You always want to look women in the eyes...not at their "eyes"...that won't get you into trouble".
Devin: "Like we are right now?"