Danielle Bean » Inventory

Danielle Bean » Inventory

With the countdown to Christmas, I thought this would be fitting to post. I may not have the baby to put down for a nap, or bath, but, I know I have my own inventory :) So here is my minor but laughable melt down :)

Complaints about waking up 50X
Threats about coal in Christmas stockings 50X
Times I have shouted : Stop Shouting! 50X
Times I have reminded to not interrupt while I'm on the phone 50X
Doses of Advil 1x
Times I have vacuumed and shampooed the upstairs carpet ( I don't want to get into this one) 2X
Scotch tape found...everywhere!? Lost count
Times I have answered "When's Christmas?" 50X
Times I have answered "When's Sophie's birthday?" 50X
Times I have considered a shot of anything in my coffee today 2X max.
Times I have heard " Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" sung by 2 very zealous little girls 10X if not more
Times I have heard "Can you videotape us singing...we're a rock band singing Christmas songs" 10X
Times I remembered to thank God for my children... 1X... so far...after I post this.

We'll see how the rest of my day goes ;)